Redneck Deer Hunting Tips

With my last post being about hunting, and White-tail season being around the corner here in Arkansas, I felt inspired to share some valuable deer hunting tips I have picked up through my years of hunting.

1. When hunting in your truck, always have an escape plan in case a Game Warden sees you.
2. When using a deer grunter, less is more. Remember, you are trying to speak to the deer not tell them you have excessive gas.
3. Do not use the take a leak in the woods in place of using doe urine. It does not work that way.
4. When spotlighting deer alone, duct tape the spotlight to the gun barrel for easy use.
5. No matter what your buddy tells you, you do not have to eat the same corn you put in the deer feeder in order to “think like a deer.”
6. When setting up a game camera, it is unnecessary to pose for the camera before leaving.
7. The only respectable reason for leaving a hunt early is when the biscuits and gravy are done.
8. No matter how tempting, resist the urge to bark back at the annoying squirrels.
9. Just to be on the safe side, always take a roll of duct tape on your hunt. The uses of duct tape are endless.
10. ALWAYS remember to bring toilet paper because when hunting, there are other calls in nature than deer calls if you catch my drift.

Note: I do not encourage the participation of illegal activities. This list was made for a joke. Please abide by all the laws set in place by the Game and Fish Commissions.

Thank you to those who took the time to read this post. I hope this put a smile on you face today. Please like and share this post, and if I missed a Redneck Deer Hunting Tip that you think should be on this list please leave comment with your tip. Once again, thank you.